Alex Jones Flies to Pyongyang for Emergency Diplomatic Mission

Alex Jones Flies to Pyongyang for Emergency Diplomatic Mission

Fort Worth, TX – Alex Jones, the fiery host of InfoWars, boards a last minute fight to Beijing, China.  From there, he will hop on another jet to Pyongyang, North Korea where he will meet with key leaders of the hermit nation.

Earlier today, the intelligence community has confirmed that North Korea has successfully miniaturized a nuclear warhead and attached it to an ICBM capable of reaching the heart of the United States.  Just moments ago President Trump sent a clear message to dictator Kim Jong-un.

“They will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen. He has been very threatening … and I said they will be met with fire, fury and frankly power the likes of which this world has never seen before,” Trump said for reporters in front of his New Jersey golf club.

In a last ditch effort to resolve this issue, Trump turned to his old friend and confidant, Alex Jones.  Jones, not typically known for his ambassadorial demeanor, will seek to calm tensions between the countries by appealing to their skeptical nature.  On his flight Jones tweeted this:

Jones seems to believe that he can convince Kim Jong-un that the real threat has yet to reveal itself.

This may be our very last hope before an all out nuclear war is waged.  God-speed Alex Jones.

 

 

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