Jared Kushner in Rare Public Statement Emits 3 Minute Long High Pitched Screech
Washington, D.C. – White House Senior Advisor Jared Kushner addressed reporters after his meeting with the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence with a single prolonged screech. Kushner has always been considered quiet, and in his first public statement in the Capitol he made his presence known.
The 36-year old man briskly approached the pulpit outside of the White House and took a brief moment to look down at the notes he had prepared. With a long inhale, Kushner met the gaze of the crowd in front of him. He then produced a blood-curdling squeal which can only be compared to a large adult barn owl (see video below).
Kushner was able to hold a three minute note which left the reporters stunned and confused. He then walked back inside amid a flurry of frenzied questions. Today Kushner will yet again, meet with the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence to address his potential ties to Russia.