Jared Kushner in Rare Public Statement Emits 3 Minute Long High Pitched Screech

Jared Kushner in Rare Public Statement Emits 3 Minute Long High Pitched Screech

Washington, D.C. –  White House Senior Advisor Jared Kushner addressed reporters after his meeting with the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence with a single prolonged screech.  Kushner has always been considered quiet, and in his first public statement in the Capitol he made his presence known.

The 36-year old man briskly approached the pulpit outside of the White House and took a brief moment to look down at the notes he had prepared.  With a long inhale, Kushner met the gaze of the crowd in front of him.  He then produced a blood-curdling squeal which can only be compared to a large adult barn owl (see video below).

Kushner was able to hold a three minute note which left the reporters stunned and confused.  He then walked back inside amid a flurry of frenzied questions.  Today Kushner will yet again, meet with the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence to address his potential ties to Russia.

 

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