BREAKING: Kenny Has Single-Handedly Dismantled BuzzFeed’s Journalistic Authority

NEW YORK – This morning Buzzfeed has fallen victim to the savage might of one Kenny Boling.  His Facebook comment has crippled the once rising media conglomerate in epic fashion.  Kenny, upset with Buzzfeed’s take on cargo shorts, launched an onslaught which can only be compared to the awesome devastation caused by the atomic bombing of Hiroshima in 1945.

Since the comment, Buzzfeed has promptly closed up shop.  The entertainment organization has since filed for bankruptcy and liquidated its assets.

CRP was weary to reach out to Kenny for a comment, not knowing if the rogue hero would turn on us next.

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