LEAKED: Mike Pence’s Anti-Gay Congressional Prayer Vigil
Washington, D.C. – CRP has just received a memo from sources deep within the Capitol. The brightly colored note offers an invitation to a ‘Congressional Prayer Vigil’ held by Vice President Mike Pence. This seems to have been circulated to every legislative office, and calls to “Let us pray for those who are still afflicted from the gay [sic]”.
This comes after President Trump’s sudden attack on the LGBTQ community earlier this week. CRP has been unable to confirm if the telephone number is still operational.