LePen to Host French Hunger Games
Paris, France – Presidential hopeful, Marine LePen, has called for a radical new method for dealing with the rise of Islamic extremism in France. She spoke at a rally in Nice last night:
“These refugees are flooding our streets, bringing with them the horde of Islamic terrorism. Our wives and daughters are being raped and beaten, and it is time to make a change”.
LePen later outlined a fresh proposal for peace.
“We must ban together and capture these criminals. I would like to create a tournament with the most violent refugees and Muslims that we can find. Instead of welcoming them into France, lets make them earn a citizenship. Deep in the Ardennes, we will drop 20 of them and block off a border. Naturally, they will turn on each other and fight to the death”.
LePen went on to explain that the winner will become a French citizen and will even be given a job; a scarce commodity among immigrants.
“The winner of this game will ultimately be granted all the rights of a full-blooded French person, assuming that they convert first, and will be offered a full time position as a grape stomper at a local winery”. A coveted career path for any French citizen.
The internet has responded in outrage, calling LePen’s idea barbaric and inhumane. However, this recent speech has bumped LePen’s polling numbers by nearly 4%, closing the narrow gap with political opponent Emmanuel Macron.
The French Presidential election will take place on May 7th.