Report: Fart Smell Lingers in Air as Mitch McConnell Ignores It
Washington, D.C. – Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) was seen nervously shifting around as a foul smell rose during a Senate Committee meeting on Appropriations. “Mitch is notorious for dropping bombs and just acting like it didn’t happen”, said McConnell’s Legislative Aide. “He’s getting progressively worse at playing it off”. Many other Legislators were seen squinting and reeling in disgust as a wave of hot sulfuric odor engulfed the round table.