Trump’s Collusion with Russia Finally Proven
Washington, D.C. – Today, CRP has obtained shocking new intelligence from the CIA concerning the Trump-Russia connection.
Trump was sighted within the last 48 hours ordering and drinking a White Russian – all on the taxpayer dime.
If this isn’t the smoking gun, we don’t know what is. The White Russian contained one shot of Smirnoff Vodka as well as half milk and half Bailey’s. Some analysts suspect the delicious beverage was also meant to display white supremacy (the beverage clearly paying homage to whites of Russian descent).
Impeachment appears imminent.